like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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