I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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