i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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