Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
my poor anus
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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