Pappa wants mamma naked
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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