Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
