at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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