I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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