I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Your tits are I can't wait for
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
