Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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