sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Everything about him screamed your future.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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