ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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