yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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