He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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