She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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