i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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