It's Friday. Sex?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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