nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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