pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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