Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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