her vagine was all disorganized.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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