He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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