She's JV to your varsity
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
i now understand why vodka
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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