im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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