i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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