Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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