Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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