first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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