You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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