she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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