She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
