WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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