Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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