just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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