Grow some girl-balls and come out already
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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