Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
