susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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