Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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