even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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