Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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