If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Another day, another engagement, another cat
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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