all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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