Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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