You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
