Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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