Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
