Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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