Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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