Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Randomize
