Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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