sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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