I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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